Even the picture is too much for me. I must be getting soft in my old age!

Cute pet pictures—that's a good antidote for disgusting videos! I would like to give some head skritches to that adorable dog.

You are very wise, and it's nice to know I have some company!

You know, I'm usually terminally curious, but I have absolutely no desire to watch this video. Anyone else not watching with me? The comments should be fun, though.

I call it the "Open Butts" necklace.

I want to be Molly Ivins when I grow up, but I'm nowhere near smart and witty enough. I miss her so much, especially when election time rolls around and there's just no one else who can take down a two-faced politician like she could. Oh, the things she would have said about Michele Bachman and Sarah Palin. In my…

I think this is all kinds of weird and I'm not trying to defend them, but I give them a little credit for not sharing toilet paper. I'm sure there's someone out there who does that, but I really don't want to know about it.

Do you even know what's going on here? The Republicans are throwing a tantrum and playing dirty because legislation they don't like got passed. Compromise isn't appropriate in this situation. You don't compromise with terrorists.

Why is Zosia Mamet's dress wearing a sleep mask? It would be so much better if it had big cartoon googly eyes.

Lots of practice and no sense of humor.

No, you are not. I'm just waiting for these to trickle down to the common people. That's gonna be fun!

I have to add unsalted pretzels to the list of disappointments. What's the point of crackers or pretzels with no salt? Are we expected to drench them with our salty, salty tears to get the salty goodness we crave?

Yep. I see hooves.

Everytime I see a photo of her, I think that must be painful to have that much stuff crammed into your cheeks. She's like a reverse hamster.

I asked for Pyrex measuring cups for Christmas. Pyrex, specifically. I got 3 Anchor Hocking measuring cups in a variety of sizes and one Pyrex measuring cup with a chipped handle.

I have a pair of gloves like that for scrubbing out the toilet.

He's really 56, but he looks like he's in his 60's.

My favorite plus-size section location is right next to the petites. It's an amazing contrast—all the cute, stylish petite clothes right next to racks full of tents in ugly colors with weird embellishments. There are no plain clothes in plus sizes. For some reason they all have to have a loud patterns or a bunch of…

I was just wondering if Google Translate can do Douchebag to English.

That man looks like a flounder. Both of his eyes are on the same side of his head.