To make it much worse, I'm pretty sure this was the same prosecutor.

If she's not careful, her face will get stuck that way and she'll look like Popeye forever.

For a moment, I thought a Miley Cyrus grill was like a George Foreman grill.

When I was a kid (many years ago), my Mom used to make custom cookie cutters out of the metal cutting strips from foil/plastic wrap boxes. It was low budget, but we had to be very careful with them so we didn't cut our hands to shreds.

I have the peace bear! But my stupid ex-husband took the tags off of it. Grumble grumble.

I don't, really. I park outside of Sears because nobody else parks there, and sometimes I kind of check a few things out while I'm walking through the store, on my way to something better. I'm surprised they're still in business.

The plus size section of my local Sears consists of two whole racks of clothes, surrounded by a sea of maternity and petites. Seriously, Sears? What's up with that?

The absolute best thing for getting out blood stains is Dr. Bronner's Sal Suds. I usually treat it twice—put the sal suds on the stain full-strength, rub it in, and then soak it for a while in cold water. Then I put on more sal suds and wash it as usual, and voila, the stain is gone, like magic! No scrubbing at all!…

A lot of my gifts were from family members or friends who didn't have much money, so we got a lot of cheap sheet sets from Rose's (and the aforementioned plaster plaques). I didn't appreciate those things then as much as I do now. Also, I got a set of hand-embroidered day-of-the-week dishtowels (which I no longer…

Everything is a hash tag now. Every word is naked without a #.

I got several sets of painted plaster plaques (for the kitchen, I guess). I think one of them involved orange mushrooms. I kind of wish I still had them. Also, one of my friends got a clock shaped like a toilet seat.

I haven't seen this ad, but I'm sure it's not nearly as suggestive as the Liquid Plumber Double Impact commercial. I'm kind of surprised they can actually show that one on TV!

I didn't read the captions, and I honestly can't tell which Jen is supposed to be pregnant!

It's probably a fat-free, gluten-free croissant. I'm not sure how a fat-free croissant would even be possible, but anything is possible in Gwynnie's World! She dances around her backyard with a glittery golden-horned unicorn, while happy squirrels and bunnies bring her calorie-free but highly nutritious cocktails and…

Awww! Widdle fuzzy bunny! I want to skritch his little bunny tummy and feed him a nice dandelion leaf.

Cuddly Cavies is the best place for guinea pig costumes. The vampire piggie always makes me smile! There's a dinosaur, and a guinea pig in a bikini! It makes me want a piggie, but sadly, I am very allergic to the little guys.

Cool! Can we call it Eata Bita Pi?

I would like to know more about that.

Can I be in your fake sorority? My college didn't have sororities, so I missed out on all the fun.

I'm surprised there isn't a DIY version of this on Pinterest. Come on, people—get on this! We need more bling-y bathtubs!