I have a question about Union J. Is the one on the right a mannequin?

Yes, but Minnie Mouse is no Miss Piggy. That mouse can only dream of being half as stylish as the pig. Miss Piggy would look fab in a paper bag.

Well, I was going to post a comment, but there's no way I can put it any better than this. Katie Roiphe irritates me because a) her writing is horrible, and b) she seems to think that her personal experience is the way it is everywhere, for everybody. I can't believe people give this woman jobs and ask her to write…

Donald Trump is just jealous that the paparazzi don't want to take pictures of him when he's sunbathing in the nude. If he takes his top off, they run the other way.

I am also unbothered. I'm not really seeing how it's that bad. Maybe a few excerpts from his books would change my mind.

If this Kardashian talk show really happens, I'm just going to retire from the human race.

Is that supposed to be Elvis? He looks more like the Geico caveman.

I hate this world.

The only thing that could make them look worse at this point is if it came out that communion wafers are made out of kittens. And not the funny looking runts, but the cutest fuzzy widdle kitties with big sad eyes.

Oh. Maybe I misunderstood. I thought she was referring to the whole incident. I take it back.

I was totally on her side until this:

What book did you use? The pattern drafting book I got from my library isn't the best, so I'd like to try something else.

I love labradorite. It's like a stormy sea, all gray until the light hits and it suddenly flashes a gorgeous blue. I want a labradorite ring.

I think she got some of her degrees from sketchy online universities.

I make cold brew coffee with a French press—just put two coffee filters over the screen before you press.

Yeah, I'm surprised he's still alive.

I think you have to try a lot of things to find the really good stuff. Like the almond butter with roasted flax seeds. Or the frozen naan. Or the trail mix with little peanut butter cups.

There's an archive of her on Go Fug Yourself — [gofugyourself.com]

No one really knows. She just shows up at Cannes every year with some outrageous outfits. This is very tame for her.

I like that.