Elizabeth Banks' dress is made out of old beaded sofa cushions. My grandma had one very much like that.

I like the way you think! Maybe she'll go to Switzerland and shout something stupid at the bottom of an avalanche-prone mountain.

Nobody deserves Michele Bachmann, but she's there anyway. I keep hoping she'll be quiet and go away, but so far that's not happening.

I like your optimism. I'm still a little depressed to be living in North Carolina right now, but there is hope.

I need to do that. Not looking forward to it. Breasts are not meant to be pancakes.

She lives in the uncanny valley. She's like a mannequin, somehow brought to life (just like in the movie!) I wouldn't be surprised to find out she has "Mattel" stamped across her butt.

It's a good distraction tactic. Maybe that's what she was going for—if we're too mesmerized by her godawful shirt, we won't remember any of the stupid things she says. (Didn't work, but it was a nice try anyway).

I'd take this with a grain of salt, but on the news this morning they said 57% are in favor of the amendment. :( I hope that turns around before this primary is over.

Well, helloooo, King Tut! Someone should tell her you don't start the mummification process until after you're dead.

I'm so proud to live in North Carolina right now. Oh, wait, not that, the other thing—ashamed, that's the word I'm looking for.

That's the only explanation that makes sense.

You know, I've thought the same thing. She needs someone to teach her how to cook or knit or do something with her hands. Something that doesn't involve spray tans or leggings.

Seriously. She can cry herself to sleep on her enormous piles of money.

I think she needs a good therapist.

Well, of course Kevin Bacon is related to Kyra Sedgwick. Haven't they ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?

These people are unbelievably horrible. And stupid. And cruel. There are a lot of things that we don't do like livestock. I have seen a dead baby cow being removed from its mama, and that's not something any human woman should have to go through. I'm not going to go into details, but believe me when I say it was not…

It's good that I've never seen anyone wearing these boots, because my mouth would overrule my brain, and I'd say something inappropriate, like "What the HELL were you thinking??!!"

This is pretty much what I do (but with a little more lime juice—half a lime for two avocados), but I mash the avocado with a fork and mix it all together without using the blender. I think I usually add some salt, too.

Oh, I really hope Mischa Barton and Chloe Sevigny get together and collaborate on a clothing line! That would be just magical!

Good to know. I'll need to go buy a bigger mug. Something colorful and fun.