How did I not know about this?! I could do this at work—put the dry stuff in a plastic bag, bring an egg and some milk and a jar of Nutella, and I could have lovely warm cake on those long, dreary afternoons. My life is about to get a million times better!

Agreed on both points.

Yeah, when the fetuses grow up to be women, they mysteriously stop caring.

For the person with more money than taste, why not both? You can smell like Trump and have a glow-in-the-dark bright orange tan! The best of both worlds!

Yeah, me too. I try very hard to respect other people's religious beliefs, but that ends where they think they have to make their morals into laws. I don't understand how they can just not care that the end result is that it's becoming a lot more difficult for lower-income women to get basic medical care that will…

I'm a bit disappointed Trump isn't selling spray tan. People would pay a lot to be that particular shade of Oompa Loompa orange.

Well, Wil Wheaton, what if you are the evil twin? If everyone has an evil twin, half of us are the evil twin. That's a lot of evil.

I thought I would probably never see another penguin video as delightful as Lala the penguin going shopping, but this is right up there. Yes, the penguins need little tiny briefcases full of tasty fish. Forget snakes on a plane, we need more movies with Penguins on a Plane!!!!

Sometimes my mom hums, very softly, and it drives me nuts. Then I feel really guilty, because this is my mom, and I don't get to spend a lot of time with her, so I should be happy she's around, not irritated with her. Humming is really annoying, especially when you can just barely hear it. I also hate when people hum…

I used to carpool to work with Sally, who would put her makeup on while she was driving. She twisted the rearview mirror around so she could look in it, and put on her lipstick, eyeshadow, blush, and mascara. Then she curled her lashes. Yes. She curled her lashes, while she was driving, looking in the rearview mirror.…

Sarah Palin, always classy. I think we can all guess how she's react if anyone called her daughters sluts and prostitutes. It makes no sense to me that young women are being criticized for using birth control, because I'm sure Rush has said some really horrible things about single moms, so apparently you can't win…

If that other relationship was so wonderful, why was he cheating? Just wondering!

Did you toast the Pop Tarts? Cold, they're bland and boring...toasting opens up whole new worlds of taste and excess sugar. Also, some flavors are better than others. You might need to try a different flavor.

The Body Shop used to have a honey lip exfoliator that was the absolute best thing for chapped lips. It was completely amazing—usually I just had to use it once or twice, and the chapped lips were gone, like magic. I would love to find a way to make this myself, but I don't think I'll ever get close. I use Burt's Bees…

How the hell could you spend $75 on funnel cakes? I love (really, really love) funnel cakes, but I can't even imagine. I hope she at least had a couple of bucks leftover to buy some Alka Seltzer.

I hope the Duggars name their next baby Jujube. It's a good name for a boy or girl. Maybe their plan is to have babies until they run out of j-names.

That last one looks like she had a bad accident at a Lisa Frank factory. All she's missing is a giant unicorn head.

I like her voice, but her songs are so repetitive. It gets old very quickly. I can listen for about 30 seconds, and then I'm done.

Sorry, yes, it's Kim. I get all of those K-names konfused.

Tim Tebow+Kourtney Kardashian