So I was at the mall a few days ago, and the Restoration Hardware there has beanbags covered with fake fur. I think I'm in love! Every time I walked past the store, there was someone else rolling around in the beanbag (or trying valiantly to get up out of the bean bag). From middle aged people to tiny children,…

A cross-eyed cat would work too. Best Christmas cards ever!!

Dave Coulier's jokes are stuck in the 80s.

Years ago in Chapel Hill, there was a rash of thefts of Christmas decorations from front yards all over town. It turns out, a fraternity stole the decorations for their winter formal. I would like to believe that karma catches up to people who do things like that.

Your mom is awesome!!!

I thought that too, but it's a weird shadow.

Those socks are awesome.

I know where the Skunk Lady's house is, but I don't know for sure if she's middle aged. I think she probably is.

This is why I'm glad I don't have children. I would do this all the time. Also, I would forget to feed them, but they catch on to the concept of cereal pretty young, so as long as I kept the cabinet stocked with Capn Crunch that might not be too big a problem.

She buys those dresses by the case!

Hmm. Where can I get some of that weird off-brand Polish cherry juice?

Garnished with a burnt marshmallow rolled in orange sprinkles!

I shudder to think of what vile cocktails Sandra Lee will invent that involve the use of marshmallow and/or whipped cream vodka, jalapeno juice, and maybe a little clamato for zing.

Yeah, I was wondering that too. It's probably much more likely that women who want abortions are prevented from getting them.

It looks like Marie Antoinette threw up.

North Carolina, I love you, but sometimes you just make me sad.

What really bothers me about those commercials is the tagline—"Enjoy the go." I'm not kidding. They say this at the end of all the Charmin ads. Really. It sounds like a joke, but it's not.

I wonder if they put "Toyota Commercial Butt-Nose" on their resume. I would do that, but I will never have the chance because I have too much dignity to be the butt-nose on a giant person.

Did you ever notice how its nose is made out of a butt? I hate that weird butt-nose thing!

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