I see the War on Terror is getting excellent results. Oh, wait, I forgot—it's not a problem if it's only directed at women and not perpetrated by people of middle eastern heritage.

Ah yes, I forgot that part. Uppity women are also exempt from respect and love. Poor me!

The irony of this whole situation nearly made my head explode, between the hateful left wing commentators and the "respect and love for all people" (as long as they're white, straight, not poor, Christian, and Republican).

Dr. Bronner's Sal Suds is the best thing for getting out blood stains. Saturate the stain with sal suds, soak for about a day, then repeat. I usually don't even have to scrub at all-the stain just disappears.

No, that's pretty bad. Nobody wants to see that much of Celine Dion's crotch.

Hey, what are you supposed to do when normal shorts don't leave room for your prehensile tail?

It makes me happy to think about how much money she's wasted on horrible plastic surgery and ugly vests. Those eyebrows really do look like something out of a low-budget sci-fi movie.

I don't think many Americans really like Ann Coulter. Many Americans can't stand her and were very happy when her jaw was wired shut. It would be nice if that would happen again during the next presidential election.

If he's not careful, he's going to end up in Mickey Rourke territory.

I hope you're up to date on your tetanus shots!

They should have used Photoshop!

It's not just you. I don't think those are her feet. The hemline isn't even the same.

Dude. It's called civilization. You can't just do whatever the fuck you feel like. Civilization is all about people having feelings that they don't act on, because it would hurt other people. Powerful men behave badly because they can get away with it, but many other men manage to have a little self-control. Women…

I call it Charbucks. That stuff is nas-tee!

@IamGreat: How about a rocket to the moon? With no return ticket? Buses are too slow!

That's what started this whole mess!

So, where can I get these cupcake recipes? I must have some mojito cupcakes!

The Grifters Take a Vacation.

I don't have a problem with that.

She is an atrocious human being. It makes me sad to think that she is going to profit from such a sleazy situation. If this book does get published, I hope nobody buys it.