I'm quitting. I can't stand her, and I won't watch Glee if she's going to be in it. I'm getting bored with it anyway.

Right now, I'm hoping that a big natural disaster will come along and wipe away everything that Rush loves. I don't really believe in karma, but sometimes I hope that it is real, and that people like this will get what they deserve in the end.

That's probably true, but deep down inside I'm hoping it's Russell Brand. Hey, a girl can dream!

That's going to be an interesting family tree.

One of the most disgusting things I've ever heard was a very famous actress (possibly Nicole Kidman) bragging about her free shopping trip in Paris. Free? Really? You can afford to buy any damn thing you want! Why does anyone like that need to get anything free? The richer and more famous you are, the more stuff you…

I'm so looking forward to the issue of GOOP that's focused entirely on muddin'. "My very good friend Bubba, whom I met when I was filming Country Strong, recommends a spot in southwest Louisiana, known only to true muddin' aficionados." Of course, that would be accompanied by a list of where to buy high-quality…

How many guys named Bill were you dating?! This sounds like the plot for a wacky sitcom—we could call it "All My Bills."

How did this whackjob get elected? Kentucky, what do you have to say for yourself? This makes you look very, very bad.

I am a woman, and I am addicted to pens. I love pens—big pens, little pens, rollerballs, felt tips, Sharpies, pens in all different colors. Except Bic pens. They're just about the worst pens ever.

This is completely insane. Protest by parking your car on the side of the road for an hour? What message are people going to get from that? The message I'm taking away is, anyone who participates in this protest is a complete lunatic.

I will quit watching this show if they make Gwyneth Paltrow a regular character. I don't understand why they have her on a musical show when she CAN'T SING. I don't think it's too much to expect that someone in a singing role should be able to sing. Please, Glee creators, get rid of Gwyneth!

I would try, but I'm afraid my brain would explode. The main message I get is, "Me, me me!!! Look at me!! Over here, in Alaska, Sarah Palin, still here, whyaren'tyoupayingattention??!!

Dog....burlesque....shows???? My mind is officially blown. I must see photos, but I'm afraid of what will happen if I google.

I can't believe Ginnifer Goodwin is in the goods. She looks like a china doll that got put together with a body that's not quite the right size. The proportions are weird and she looks very uncomfortable.

Thank you for that link. That was awesome! I desperately want to go to the kind of party where people wear things like this.

It's time. She needs to go. That is not how friends treat friends. If she was really a friend, she would pay her rent and do her own dishes, instead of expecting you to provide a free place for her to live and free housemaid service. She needs to get slapped upside the head with the hard fist of reality, just like the…

Charlie Sheen is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. He was functioning okay for a while, but that time is almost over, and he's about to go down in flames. It's gonna get ugly.

Tyra is a sadist. And she wonders why she doesn't have any friends.

Next time she offers, you should go for it! Then you can tell us all what she's really like. I'm sure there are some juicy tidbits behind that "alabaster" surface. I'm impatiently waiting for someone to write a tell-all book about their days working for semi-homemade.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. What is wrong with people?