I think she's kind of pushing her head forward, so it looks out of place and too big for her body. Something about the length of the dress and the angle of the camera is making her look stumpy. It's not a good photo.

Is that really a McQueen? I thought it looked like one, but I was hoping it really wasn't, because it looks more like a cheap knockoff of a McQueen. It's just not working.

That might be a reasonable argument if any of the Kardashians were actors. They're not, and they have no discernable talents other than selling out their name and image. They have made a career of being famous, and that's all.

Guarantee void in Tennessee!

See also: Barbie doll cakes

This is all about holier-than-thou people being offended by the thought of other people having sex outside of marriage. You'd think it would make sense that if you want to get rid of abortions, people need to be able to get sex education and contraception. If contraception isn't available to the people who need it…

I was feeling a little jealous of Rachel, but I feel much better now. Thanks!

Scientology has been surprisingly successful for a religion that's based on really bad science fiction. I think it's time for a new sci-fi based religion—who wants to volunteer to invent one? You could be like L. Ron and make tons of money!

I live in North Carolina, and it's illegal to try on earrings. I don't know what the law is in California. Even if it is legal, it's nasty.

These people are sick and twisted, and not in a good way. The good thing about this is that it's made me realize that my life is very good, because I don't get invited to showers where cakes like this would be served. I must be doing something right.

Is there any way people in her new neighborhood can be warned, so they'll know what's coming? Or maybe we could pass legislation that she can't live anywhere near other people, so the only places she can live are in the middle of nowhere or on an island in the middle of the ocean, where she'll get eaten by sharks if…

@ivorytusk: And vile. Disgusting, soulless, psychopathic. She makes my skin crawl.

@SavageGrace: Her big mistake is stealing one-of-a-kind things. And going places where she will be videotaped wearing them. It's quite possible that she's stolen other, less unique things, but that would be harder for people to notice. She could get away with it if she would just be a little smarter about it.

@cocobanal: My mom always calls babies "it." It's a little unsettling. For the record, she loves babies, so she's not trying to dehumanize them.

#11 looks like she got tangled up in a life preserver. At least she'll float if she falls in a lake!

If anyone's interested, there's a front view of the outfit here:

This will be much better than Nancy Grace's show. I would love to see a showdown between G-Red and N-Grace!

I am also excited about Gnomeo and Juliet.

I'm surprised she's friends with someone who is a size 18. Maybe she's just using her to get material for future columns on fat people.

@Paesan Y'all: Not at all. I'm completely against foot surgery for cosmetic reasons, but I have extra-wide feet, and if it was possible, I would have surgery to make my feet narrower. It would be so nice to be able to go to the mall and buy shoes, not have to get them all from Zappos. We use to have a Wide Shoe…