@TabithaIapetus: I'm waiting impatiently for this to happen. It will be awesome!

@CParis: I keep hoping she'll get eaten by wolves. They're out there, just waiting for their chance to take her down.

@rosie.the.riveter: I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but you beat me to it. It's a sad state of affairs when people like this sell books, but actual writers can't get anything published. It also makes me sad to think of all the trees that have died to print all of her crappy books that will probably…

Wake me up when she says something that's not disingenuous bullshit. That would be news.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Try the chocolate-covered ones. You can thank me later.

What color is the sky in her world? I'd like to go to this magical world, where she's qualified to do an actual job and doesn't quit halfway through when it gets too hard and people criticize her.

When I looked at that photo, for a split second I thought it was Heidi. I was scared. Very, very scared.

Taylor looks like a mannequin. I may have seen her on a stand at Kohl's, displaying some new merchandise.

Well, that's just stupid. And what's the point? Why should anyone care if they have a baby or not?

Well, that's just stupid. And what's the point? Why should anyone care if they have a baby or not?

Well, that's just stupid. And what's the point? Why should anyone care if they have a baby or not?

@Leucadia: That's how they roll! It doesn't matter if you're qualified or the best person for the job—let's just use manipulation (and sometimes outright cheating) to win!

@AthertonMerriweather: I'm not saying I like this dress, but at least it doesn't involve a thigh-high slit (or two). This is actually a little bit subdued (for Boobs Legsly, anyway).

@Morning Gloria: I'm dying to google "Sexy Curious George," because I bet there's already a costume out there, but I probably shouldn't try that while I'm at work.

Jane Lynch in a Muppet movie? Yes, please! That would be all kinds of awesome.

@MizValentine: People make fun of Sandra Lee not because she uses prepackaged food, but because she uses prepackaged food to make horrible atrocities that no sane person would eat. If she did a show using convenience food to make tasty, edible, healthy food, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

She looks very Alice-in-Wonderlandy in 11. This is why you should never eat (or drink) anything you find down a rabbit hole.

@14Kgold:betastar misses MizJ: For events like this, I think vintage means anything older than six months.

@Lindsay Funke (is LVeg in Disguise): I'm just glad she didn't put real broccoli and cheese on her ice cream potato!

OMG Heidi's job wasn't real?! I had no idea!