@CynicalPink: Yes please! The world needs more pie. And Emerson Cod. And the Pie Maker.

@SilentShout: It's a little overwhelming, isn't it? But in a good way!

@SilentShout: Here ya go. Enjoy!

"Snooki to Publish a Novel"

@ManofReason: I just hope the poor child doesn't have hair like his!

Nice dress! It matches my Grandma's china.

@dcwonderwoman: I don't know what they did to her makeup, but it's making her look about 20 years older.

@squinko: Dr. Two Brains!!

@bobella (ITSAPROCESS): I just can't imagine why he would be having any trouble with the wimmens. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with his charming personality.

Whitney Abel is wearing a failed piece of origami. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be a frog or a rose. Better luck next time!

@Aesop's Foibles.: It's not just you. It looks like a different person. Also, that second picture of Heidi looks like a totally different person. I think someone got some photos mixed up.

@Biggbardda: Well, I'm sure she hasn't actually read any Orwell books. She bought the Cliff's Notes in college but that was too long, so she paid someone else to write her term paper.

No, Sarah, the "cackle of rads" (whatever the hell that is) has not hijacked feminism. That would be you. We would like you to stop hijacking feminism now, because you're making it look bad. KTHXBAI

I think Kim Kardashian's nickname needs to be "K-Kar." Anyone else with me?

@Kateness suspects the nargles: I'm not sure why she thinks anyone is really even interested in her happiness. Most of the world (except for people who know her) don't give a rat's ass whether she's happy or not. It's not that people don't want her to be happy, we just don't care. She seems to be a bit egotistical and…

I hope Spencer runs out of money soon, and maybe then he'll quit throwing tons of money away on stupid publicity stunts, and then we won't have to hear anything else about ol' Fleshbeard.

@SmaženýSýr: I'm so jealous! How can I get that kind of job?

@jannanaphone: Every single thing Heidi and Spencer do is a publicity stunt. I'll be so glad when they disappear. Their 15 minutes should have been up a long, long time ago.

@HopeAngel: It's like they were expecting champagne in crystal goblets, filet minon, and 5,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. She's being treated like a "common criminal" because that's what she is. Prison is nasty food, hard little beds, stainless steel toilets, and talking to your loved ones on the other side…

@hfree: He wears those shoes everywhere.