@F*ckin' Mireille: how does she work?: It's going to be like a black hole of stupidity. So stupid it sucks the smart out of everything for miles around.

Gods, that woman is an idiot. Why won't sh shut up and go away?

Well, this makes me feel a little better. I have an insane crush on a man who's almost 20 years younger than I am. That's starting to look a little more reasonable.

@shaie-d-pines: The author is Janet Evanovich:

I would feel really different about this if he had apologized. As far as I know, he has never expressed even the tiniest little bit of remorse for what he did. If he said he realizes that he did something horrible and he's very, very sorry, I would have no problem with letting him go. But he hasn't, and his ass should…

That lion cub is totally upstaging Julianne Moore. We know who the real star is!

I have one good thing to say about Brittany Snow's outfit...at least the bottom is not made out of see-through lace. Because at first I thought it was, but then I realized it was a print. It could be worse!

@joslyn.da001: Pardon me, your gluteal fold is showing!

@DorothyBarker: I loved that book, but it disappeared mysteriously and I never found it again. I think my evil foster brother stole it.

@Polstergeist: Excellent!

@Mirari: There is absolutely no question about who gets the leftover birthday cake. The birthday person always has dibs on any leftover cake/cupcakes. Your friend was wrong, wrong, wrong. Are you sure you really want to be friends with this person?

@CrankyOldBroad: That was awesome! It could be a new feature—LOL-Lohan.

@leesie: Not potluck-related, but this reminds me of a long-ago job when I had a candy dish on my desk. Most of the chocolate would disappear when I was at lunch, so I had to start hiding it when I left. We finally found out that the candy-hog was the assistant director of the program, who was very rich and didn't…

@Polstergeist: Now would be good. Can we put them in a rocket and send them to Mars? I really don't care if they can't breathe on Mars. Not my problem.

@mocena: Me too. I love naps. I live for naps.

It looks like the frosting factory threw up on her.

@reenelk: It looks more blue to me. With a slightly greenish tint, but still blue.

@titania1285: I used to know someone who has that tattoo. She put it on her wrist. It looked really good. It's a great way to find out if people know about The Little Prince.

Hey Adrianne Curry! Did you know that babies pee and poop in public? Right in their diapers, wherever they are. Think about that.

@ShrutiBorus: Hot Krispy Kremes make me drool like Homer Simpson. A new Krispy Kreme is supposedly opening close to where I work in the next month, but it's not on their website yet. Come on, Krispy Kreme! We need our sugary donut fix!