@kaiwhakamarie: I wouldn't eat a McNugget if you paid me. They're nasty (but the Burger King chicken fries are probably much worse). They need to get Bojangles to show them how chicken strips should be done. Chicken supremes with spicy fries and a biscuit and some sweet tea—yum yum!

@sybann: Mama fox is gorgeous! That's a good-looking fox family. They should have been cast in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

I'm a little disappointed with these boots. The heels are too normal. Where's the backwards heel, or the 6-inch spike? I feel like Posh is slipping a little.

@shanASS: I'm obsessed with that sparkly dress. But then I'm part magpie, so I get distracted by shiny things.

Is it really that hard to make mannequins that aren't completely terrifying? This is going to give me nightmares.

@Fridge Hussy: Onion bhajis are your friend!: Me me! Are we completely sure this is Anne Hathaway? It really doesn't look like her.

@k122n: Seriously. That's the only explanation that makes sense. Or maybe he uses hypnosis, swaying back and forth like a cobra, to entice beautiful women to fall into his arms.

@bobella12: I'm pretty sure they are. You can see a dark edge on the left side—it looks like it's a lighter colored ring over a darker iris.

@quitelikely: But they taste like fairy ass! Which coincidentally taste like cupcakes.

Rielle Hunter, would you please shut up? You are disgusting. You ruined many lives and you think you should be the one to profit from it?

If I didn't know this was Madonna, I would have thought it was one of the Olsen twins.

@Triphena: Yeah, it's just a wee bit fishy. Excuses, excuses!

@lolo: Only if you actually end up getting married.

@notyouraverageschlieffenplan: This reminds me of something I saw in a tabloid newspaper years ago about exercising with your cat—I think it was called "Catflexing." It was like lifting weights, but using your kitty as a dumbbell. It was totally hilarious—I wish I had kept it.

@amontillado: My thoughts exactly! Why didn't she buy a ticket for herself? Maybe he'll buy one for her, because that would be totally romantic. And then they'll take off for the stars and never come back. I hope the rocket ship to oblivion takes off soon!!!!

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: So, she's like an unholy combination of Veruca Salt and an Oompa Loompa. Yikes!

@Tippi Hedren: Or a very angry Oompa Loompa. She is a very scary woman.

I hope Whitney used some of that special tape to keep her boobs from popping out. She's in dangerous territory there.

But it cracks me up when Mr. Potatohead says, "Look, I'm a Picasso!" If only the Onion could be that funny.

@EmilyTimbol: It would be funny if a giant cupcake ate her.