@lolo: I LOVED my fashion plates! I defied my family to get them. I'm not sure why it was such a big deal that I wanted to buy fashion plates with my christmas money, but I bought them anyway. Then my brother started stealing them, one piece at a time. He probably still has a bunch of them in his desk drawer.

@Supermess: His abs are creepy. But six pack is right—it looks like he stuffed a few cans of soda in there.

This needs to be a movie! Evil Lisa Frank, with her minions slaving away in a huge building that's technicolor outside but dark and gloomy inside.

Why is Kristen Bell wearing a lampshade? I suppose we should be glad it isn't one of those Victorian-style beaded lampshades, but still. It's a lampshade. You're supposed to wear those on your head, not as a dress.

@phantom lady: It depends on the kind of pizza. If it's good pizza from a local chain, it's an A or B. If it's from Domino's, maybe a C or D. Little Caesar's would be an F (it's not even that good when it's fresh). You might be surprised to know I don't eat pizza that often, but I do know good pizza when I bite into…

@phantom lady: Cold pizza is much better than reheated pizza. I like it at room temperature, so it's more like lukewarm pizza.

@HarrietB.: He carries a huge crystal everywhere, because it cancels out bad vibes. It must not really work, though, because Spencer has not vanished in a puff of smoke. Take away the bad vibes, and what's left? Nothing but a few wisps of strangely flesh-colored facial hair.

I really can't imagine why she would leave him. He sounds like such a nice guy.

@PaintedTrollop: Thank you for making me snort very loudly. At work.

@rampantwhistler: Mmmmmm, caramel cod!

Isn't it time for another LOLVogue? Please?

I like it that we have choices when it comes to food. I can cook, if I want to. Or I can buy something that's already prepared, so I can spend time doing other things. That is progress.

@velma: This reminds me of the time I made a boob cake. It was an accident, really.

@MsKatherineSpeaks: That sounds like the most disgusting food ever served at a potluck. I'm horrified, but fascinated. It's like a culinary trainwreck. I can't stand jello mixed with salty things, and I can't even begin to comprehend why someone would intentionally put meat in a jello salad.

Thank you for the cute puppies! I really needed that today. A tropical vacation would help, too.

@miamaya: Spencer controls every tiny little thing Heidi does. She probably doesn't even go to the bathroom without his approval.

@Our Lady of the Massacre: It sure looks like it! I feel like it's a little bit of a fashion faux pas to wear a hair-trimmed shirt that doesn't quite match your own hair.

There's a lesson here. If you're going to do something illegal, keep your clothes on. It's hard to be sneaky when you're naked—people will notice you. That's why there are no naked ninjas.

@Cinnamoncanuck: I can see Eva wearing this around the house, with a matching feathery bedjacket and mules.

@lilyHaze: Sparkly boobies!