My mom teaches sewing 101 at Jo-Ann so she ALWAYS gives me the inside scoop on coupons.

Even if I don’t ask. She just wants me to save 40% on knitting needles.

FBI Talking to A Terrorist After He Tried to Buy A Gun:
FBI: Whaddaya need a gun for?
Terrorist: Home protection just like any freedom-loving person in America.
FBI: You need an AR-15 to protect your home? Are you sure you aren’t going to do grievous injury to this list of people we know you don’t like.
Terrorist: No, I…

In college I had a terrible roommate who, at the tender age of 19 had her heart broken. The thing she seemed the most adamantly upset about was that “in her family it is tradition to get married when you’re 20.”

Which is an insane tradition. Also, not actually a tradition, just what her mom did. Also she didn’t get…

Plus, every hotel room that I have ever stayed in looks, basically, the same. You get the same hotel view. The same hotel bed. The same hotel art. The same hotel chair.

So if Zika is so tremendously dangerous to pregnant women and couples trying to become pregnant, do the rest of us have to worry?

Like, I’m not a pregnant person and I’m not going to be, but should I worry about being potentially affected by anything terrible if I travel to an area with a Zika warning?

I think that’s all anyone would really want.
Just pipe daylight to this asshole for the rest of his natural life.

My stance against it remains firm, but I do think that it is appropraite to seek it in this case because I think the extreme severity of the crime (I’d call it terrorism buwhatdoiknow) warrants the full extent of the law.

BTW, I’ve pretty much always been wishywashy on Milly because, y’know, hot witch. Then she turns out to be an old lady (because duh, witches, obvs).

My little sister had terrible ADD and Dyslexia when she was a kid that she was eventually one of the first kids in the Concerta trial.
When she finally went off to college she had to make the decision as to whether she wanted to stay on it longer, a drug that had been very helpful for her, but that she had been taking…

I’m going to New Orleans next week and if you don’t think I’m getting my palms read, you’re the crazy one here.

I FEEL LIKE I had to learn intentionally to use the phrase “I feel like” before making my argument, because adding a tiny amount of uncertainty to my statement, led to my male colleagues hearing me more.

I fully intend to just re-up my IUD every 5-7 years until menopause. Unless I have a compelling reason not to (I cannot compel myself to come up with that reason.)

I thought it was going to bother me but it turns out that it is incredibly convenient.

Alternately! With the Mirena (or Liletta) you may just never have a period or spotting at all. I haven’t had a period in 8 years and it is fantastic.

For what it’s worth I cannot speak highly enough of the YMCAs I’ve worked out in, here in Chicago.

Positively, the most appropriate thing.

Positively, the most appropriate thing.

True story: I graduated from Jr. High in 2000 and because I was very much not a popular kid, I didn’t feel compelled to do anything other than what I wanted to.
So when the time came that my class voted on our “graduation song” all the girls voted for Vitamin C’s “Graduation” and all the boys voted for Pink Floyd’s…

Mine too! Can’t wait to wander around and horrify people by making them look at Ted’s awful face!