TFW Gloria Steinem says you aren’t poor, you’re just boy crazy.

Y’know, I felt the same way. But she basicaly justifies it for many of the same reasons (or similar logic) that I’m supporting Bernie. So I’m going to mark the whole thing as a result of her being an octagenarian who lived most of her life in a holler.

Because the American government allowed its people to be sold as debt generators, rather than caring for us.

I’m finding it very reassuring that my parents aren’t alone, you guys.

Nothing else really makes sense, let’s just accept that from the get-go.

I mean, it’s obvious! He never belonged here in the first place. He was just a polite and charming traveler, tolerating our local customs for a while.

I don’t think he died.
I think 18 months (or so) ago he got a message from the mothership telling him he was going to be needed elsewhere and he should get his affairs in order.

What I wouldn’t give to waltz around in one for just 15 minutes.

I AM ON FUCKING BOARD WITH THIS.

To be fair, she didn’t have a dog in this fight.
She was probably just going about her day when her phone started blowing up because her two exes were having a dick measuring contest on the Internet.

I want nothing to do with any of the above, but I respect that someone does.

No! Bless Tubbs! Bless his fat little body and its generous gifts!

Dibs.

But you know what this COULD do?

You can probably do a lot of damage with a water pistol and a nerf gun, when you’re keeping your suspect in a place like Homan Square.

HEY GUYS Can y’all help me out?

HEY GUYS Can y’all help me out?

My dad, who I swear is an otherwise reasonable man, keeps insisting that Obama should be tried for treason and I’m getting exhausted of telling him that’s fucking insane.

Now we practice what we preach.

Welcome to Chicago?

Solidarity.