As a Lions fan, it’s nice to see them hold onto something for only a split second that’s not a lead for once.

To be fair, he spent most of his career with the Knicks. He didn’t even know what a chip was. 

Wow, his mom’s still getting on him and his dirty laundry.

That is a normal racist soccer fan gesture. Move on, find a new slant.

police are still investigating whether or not there was foul play involved.

I bet that team was the Bucks. They recently got burned by some bastard Kidd.

I never made the connection between the comedian and the bike’s appearance. When I first received my Farley from Trek I thought the frame was damaged. Turns out they all have a little crack in them.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

I guess JR Smith isn’t the only Cav looking to settle a score prematurely.

To be fair, MLB drug policy requires that they check any suspicious cargo heading into a locker room.

Belichick: C’mon, it’s not like the guy murdered someone. Not that we check for that around here either.

Well, this helps explain why I no longer see Mr. Met in SportsCenter commercials.

Bauer: I’ve been studying your spin rate trying to come up with a scientific explanation on how it got so fast, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until now...

I didn’t know what to make of all that draft coverage until Schefter added his 4 cents.

NFL Cheerleaders: Thank you for agreeing to meet with us today, Mr. Goodell.

It was nice of Vargas to put him to sleep so Salka could understand what Dreamers feel like.

Initially we just thought that Icognito was your average schoolyard bully. But given what’s happened to Martin’s life since, it turns out Richie might be one of the greatest bullies of all time. It really makes you reconsider where you rank him.

It’s the catchers’ fault. Should have called for their sliders.

Well, at least there’s one league that will still recognize Isaiah Thomas as a professional basketball player.

Being investigated for serious financial crimes. Or has candidates applying for a job with the Trump campaign would say, resume padding.