Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

Haldane's essay "On Being the Right Size" has one of my all-time favorite lines:

If there was ever a posterchild for a site called "Regressing," it's Eli Manning.

True. New England Tear Chowder is far superior to Manhattan Tear Chowder.

Fake. It says "excellent health."

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Those government officials should do something about this. I'm sure they wouldn't want anyone snooping around watching what they're doing all day and invading their privacy. I mean who would do such a thing?

Albert's posts are "recipes" the way Ulysses is a tourist's guide to Dublin. Although his gatorade and pizza choices are suspect, his prose is rapturous and if you don't think so, then good day, sir.

Lack of professional photography doesn't seem to put a damper on other forms of porn. At least not according to the informal poll I just conducted in my browser history.

Quit patronizing big ketchup. It has no business ruining the flavor of a fish sandwhich, especially if you use a decent piece of fish.

Can you top the fish with skyline chilli for max enjoyment?

so we can all just go get a slice of pizza.

Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD)

Just to quibble - she has inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), not irritable bowel disease. There's IBS, which is a functional disorder, not an autoimmune disorder.

What he means is that he is neither a racist or a bully, but instead a hybrid of the two. Beyond normal classification, he's a rabully.

I just did one of these but instead of those boxes I had to use my couch. And instead of exerting physical effort, I took a nap.

Dinner party at the Marchman estate! We'll be serving brown rice and unsweetened green tea, and for entertainment we will sit in the dark and listen to a recording of a light drizzle on the rooftops of Bethesda, Maryland!