Doing a terrible job of hiding evidence seems like the perfect way to pay tribute to Hernandez.

This is ridiculous. Hernandez had a love of guns and may or may not have shot a few people. Sounds awfully all-American to me.

Reports that an unidentified body was found stashed beneath the brick remain unconfirmed.

Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

50% of America thinks ketchup is some sort of delicious, liquid vegetable, the other half of us are not morbidly obese.

They are totally different, but I bet if you sat someone down in front of a melty PBnCheese toast slice and a raw oyster, the oyster would cause more dry heaving.

I think you should try the PBnCheese just to master your fears.

1) Acquire peanut butter and two slices of american cheese.

VEGETABLE CHILI, you friggin' Communist.

What, ya never heard of beefsteak tomatoes?

Say I have a recipe that needs a fresh herb (thyme for example) and the market only sells it in bunches of much-frigging-more-than-I-need. I use what the recipe calls for, my food is delicious, and then I've got a bunch more thyme left over. I could dry it, but then I just have what amounts to dried thyme that cost as…

The "English Channel rules" also mandated that Nyad swim by employing a series of awkward, arhythmic, inefficient strokes while holding a dead parrot in each hand.

Its like the Locusts, every 17 years or so someone related to the Kardashians gets in a White SVU on the 101 and causes trouble.

Sad but true.

Any hope he'll buy the Yankees?

This is still better than Naked and Afraid, which happens to Regis every morning when he forgets where he is while taking a shower.

Mexican food must be like super exotic to most Canadians. Kind of like Guatemalan food to Americans.

I actually don't think our documentary was white enough.

Help me out here: how do you say "But Monsieur, zee mint, eet eez waferrrr sinn!" in New Orleans dialect?

"Nobody talks, everybody walks"

Nice to see a story about a tight-lipped Tanya that has nothing to do with a certain ex-figure skater's recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

What a cruel reversal of fortune for Tiger to have to spend 24 grand to stop something from slowly going down on him.