If he slips far enough the Jets will take him for sure. His former college teammate and defensive ROY, Sheldon Richardson, just gave him a glowing endorsement and there is no way Woody Johnson passes up this kind of epic PR opportunity.

Jersey Strong!

"Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

Herpes in your eye is never a good idea. Just say no to going down on Pink.

Costas had previously vowed never to drink the water in Sochi again after he got some in his eyes on the first day of the Olympics

The Knicks consistently trade their draft picks, therefore he needs to do as many mock drafts as possible. Their college scouting department was recently cut so Dolan could take "JD & the Straight Shooters" on tour, of dive bars, on the lower East Side.

He should have asked Bob Kraft for advice on letting Russians see your commemorative jewelry. At least he got a silly hat out of the deal.

Deadspin: Where we can all have a good laugh at a typical annoying hipster, but we're damn sure going to give her a long form writing gig the next day.

Don't forget the alcoholism!

It says a lot about those who make decisions in sports that murderers, drunks, drug abusers, physical abusers and convicts are all repeatedly hired, but not the gays. The gays might cause trouble.

It really doesn't happen anymore, nice job dating yourself tho.

Poisonous water clouds their eyesight!

Sid Fernandez retired in 1997, the OG hefty lefty.

So, once Deadspin found out it was a NY smug hipster we were all laughing at, great pains were made to make her more likable?

Local journalist makes unsubstantiated claim on his work twitter account. Most people seem to believe anything they read on the internet. Narrative forged.

"Hey, douchebag American blogger, dog crap IS food!"
-Sochi's Stray Dogs

Wagner usually looks so happy in all of the commercials that bought her way onto the Olympic team.

Maybe, if she actually deserved to be on the team, I could muster a 'give a fuck.'

TL;DR Skiing is a niche sport

Clearly he left some fireworks smoldering in an upstairs bathroom and is contemplating his soon to be rising insurance rates.