Madmonk
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Madmonk

Graphene, it's the solution of all of life's little problems...and unobtanium.

If he slips far enough the Jets will take him for sure. His former college teammate and defensive ROY, Sheldon Richardson, just gave him a glowing endorsement and there is no way Woody Johnson passes up this kind of epic PR opportunity.

Jersey Strong!

"Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

Herpes in your eye is never a good idea. Just say no to going down on Pink.

Costas had previously vowed never to drink the water in Sochi again after he got some in his eyes on the first day of the Olympics

His airborne assault plan ended...poorly.

Not getting out of the car to buy food is just efficient tool usage.

Crows are right up there with primates, dogs, cetaceans in the "smartest animal" category. You do realize that just using a tool at all, whether trained or not, let alone cause and effect and spatial processing make them an animal savant?

And the whole Tea Party

PBS is WAY to gay for Orson Scott Card...to openly admit he watches religiously.

You know nothing, Jon Crow.

You should probably read the first two sentences in the article again and take it up with Rob Bricken.

The joke was, PBS is always asking for money, but they edit out the funny gay bit. But who am I kidding? I've never contributed to PBS.

Spoiler Alert: Everybody dies

Finally, a legitimate excuse for why I don't contribute to PBS pledge drives.

The Knicks consistently trade their draft picks, therefore he needs to do as many mock drafts as possible. Their college scouting department was recently cut so Dolan could take "JD & the Straight Shooters" on tour, of dive bars, on the lower East Side.

He should have asked Bob Kraft for advice on letting Russians see your commemorative jewelry. At least he got a silly hat out of the deal.

Deadspin: Where we can all have a good laugh at a typical annoying hipster, but we're damn sure going to give her a long form writing gig the next day.

Don't forget the alcoholism!