So you're totally going to ignore the roving bands of Russians who beat gays and justify it by conflating homosexuality with pedophilia? Fuck you and your entire country

Clearly he left some fireworks smoldering in an upstairs bathroom and is contemplating his soon to be rising insurance rates.

In retrospect, the decision to hold the biathlon event concurrent with the skiathlon seems to be a regrettable mistake.

In the history of smartphones I've never clicked on an in-app ad, or even a website ad on purpose. Advertising as an industry is just a big lie creative people thought up to justify getting paid to create absolutely nothing of value.

It's bending over to tie his shoes that really causes Nash problems these days.

We find it sexy on your body, not so sexy everywhere else...especially the drain.

You're obviously too young to remember. The problem with public acceptance of PED use in baseball has always been and will always be about the fiction that baseball statistics were normalized throughout eras, before steroids. The myth that I could compare Babe Ruth and Willie Mays, Walter Johnson and Bob Gibson, but…

The lede should be, 'Child prodigy baseball player has been paying money hungry lawyers and pseudoscientists how to skirt the edges of US law and the collective bargaining agreement for decades, finally wises up.'

Proprietary data sets should specifically preclude it from being viewed as any sort of hard science.

"This is an open secret. This is certainly bad, but it does not humiliate us."

Good thing she didn't say 'cello,' those things are a bitch to store in small apartments.

Jolie Kerr will argue that you get more flies with white vinegar until you get up and walk away.

Once she transplants a cat into his life, he won't even notice the human hair accumulation. It will all be hidden under a thick layer of cat hair, along with all his worldly possessions.

They should have just started leaving water bowls full of vodka out as soon as they won the Olympic bid, 25% would be dead by now.

Can we "lose" a couple of the infected US ones in Australia, please?

I'll take a vente Joe Cool, with a sidecar of donkeysauce, please.

Parlay Coolwhhhip is a beautiful name!

You're thinking of Skyline Chili.

Nothing is more versatile than salsa, NOTHING!

I hope you named her 'Omaha'