"So we got high that night on the team floor in the hotel, then we went out and won the Super Bowl that Sunday. The next day I flew out to Tahoe and fell asleep under a nice cabin."
- Brendan Ayanbadego

Agreed, this works great for raids on my laptop, listening to a movie on my tablet on the way to work, or even taking calls on my phone. Bluetooth and RF versatility with excellent rechargeable battery life.

I look forward to breaking my Drynuary with a tall, cold glass of white vinegar. What? This isn't Squalor?

Apparently club soda is $7 during Super Bowl week, or Drew is a fantastic tipper. I'm leaning towards he got fleeced on club soda.

I'm beginning to think Ms. Kerr is just a shill for "Big White Vinegar."

7 pages for 4 Burneko posts is false advertising, more Burneko, less beans!

I, for one, hope that Darren Rovell takes advantage of this limited time offer.

Yes, he is on twitter sabbatical pending a good PR firm showing up to bail his ass out after the holiday weekend.

Or he'll he doing a mailbag on why he signed off on unnecessarily outing a trans woman because he's not qualified to be an editor. You'll be seeing a slightly different BS Report this week, I think.

Bill Simmons spending the day in a Grantland conference room with the ESPN PR and legal departments (and his obvious suspension from Twitter) is EPIC karma.

"Sign me up, Doc!"
-Antonio Cromartie

Large classes trained by uncertified idiots usually end badly.

This is what happens when you turn franchising out a dangerous training regimen to anyone who can pay $6,000 in exchange for the right to use the word "Crossfit" on their wall into a "sport."

I would love to try this recipe but am conflicted. In the time that I would spend buying the ingredients and making this I could be ordering one from every Italian deli in Hoboken to determine who makes the best one. Also, where's the HOMEMADE MUTZ recipe? I think I'll try the Luca Brasi's chicken cutlet sandwich…

Anonymous team source reports that Rex was told more than once by John Idzik this season to stop telling Geno that he was "Pilot of the Fucking Jets!"

Maybe we should auction off the right to kill a Jamaican to save their Olympic hopes. I'm sure there's some bitter old South Africans with a bunch of gold or diamond money who would pay over 350k for the privilege.

The 4 yr contract he gave to David Harris, the 5 yr deal to Santonio Holmes and the extension to Mark Sanchez were all MUCH bigger mistakes, but admitting to a pattern of complete incompetence won't help him get back in the NFL.

"We have our own traditions, our own culture."

"Too bad he doesn't smoke synthetic weed, he could of got off with a misdemeanor...and two jars of Vaseline."
-Kellen Winslow

The only people who think that no one should own firearms are the sheep listening to the NRA propaganda. Although I would love to see your face when Obama shows up at your house and takes all your guns personally, that's just the NRA trying to make you all worked up.