It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

This can only mean that at some point in this coming year, Ballaban is decapitated to the surprise of many, except those who read the book.

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

Fucking comic book movies.

I KNOW SO MANY NEVAEHS PLEASE HELP

Hey, I’ve got a tight story about overeating!

Does this mean that when the Karma does return, will be called a Karma Karma? Surely not.

The real bombshell from this report? Apparently, Goodell thinks Tom Brady would use a cell phone that runs out of minutes.

So, if I’m reading this correctly, two different pressure gauges were reporting back two different findings. They tried to normalize those readings into an average, but only applied that average to the balls at half time and not to the balls prior to the start of the game, and that error is the difference between…

Man. Troy Vincent gets absolutely roasted by Kessler. The line of questioning around page 220-250 is particularly great. Vincent relied on a bunch of junk science and the hearsay conclusions drawn by Wells. They didn’t even really record the inflation measurements right when they measured the balls at halftime.

Q. In celebration how many fingers do you hold up?

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh