Thank you for the tips, Beanloaf!

Toucher and Rich are funny and actually put work in at coming up with and producing good bits instead of just yelling about deflated footballs or middle relief for 4 hours. They are the only good sports radio I’ve ever heard.

The guaranteed year’s work for all staff that Denton inserted in the sale contract is running out in 5 weeks…

let’s start a website

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

I think we’ve got the chicken/egg, though. Do Bostonians freak out to deny local racism because they’re always singled out for it, or are the always singled out for it because they freak out to deny it?

Fun fact of the day: the Boston Red Sox were the last pre-expansion franchise to integrate their team with a person of color (Pumpsie Green). Does that make the town or the team irredeemably racist? PROBABLY NOT. Is it another thread of evidence in a tapestry of shit that suggests that maybe this town has a…

I don’t know. From interviews I’ve heard with people who met him while he was in office, he was likely suffering from the affects of Alzheimers. I think he truly didn’t remember, because he wasn’t competent at the time. And instead of removing him, the cynical republicans around him saw it as a golden opportunity to…

Although I hated Reagan with a passion (old to enough to remember him in office) this explanation is believable to me. He doesn’t think he would do such a thing and has no memory of doing it. He’s not denying it happened, just that he has no memory of it.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

I have never understood the whole Jess thing. Team Dean I sort of get? But Jess was TERRIBLE to her! He tried to push her to have sex before she was ready and then got pissed at her when she wouldn’t do it in the middle of a party! He dumped her and ran off and then showed up again and then ran off and then showed up…

That’s true, but in fairness to Weld, he rattled off Mexico’s last 3 ex-presidents, leading to the conclusion that they have their ticket backwards (Weld is better informed than Johnson). As if it matters anyway.

They’re airing it right now. They just didn’t air it soon enough for Deadspin, apparently.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

AS HELL.

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.