I hear they will sell you the whole seat, but you will only require the edge.

But HOW is she curly AT ALL? I had hair like hers in her childhood pictures and it turned wavy / almost curly after I had kids. Can you actually take straight hair and perm it to look like that? Does she have the best wigs ever? Why didn’t her stylist out her before now?

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Knock your wife unconscious in an elevator and your team goes out of its way to not fully investigate: 2 games, no repercussions for the team

“Kaeden, get over here!”

what in the ever living fuck

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

Tymon is completely embarrassed at the incident (of which he was a protagonist). He neither informed the BBC, nor the police. The entire thing is 10% incident, 90% hyperbole. In fact, it was Clarkson who contacted the Beeb.

This has nothing to do with Clarkson getting canned. You're welcome.

Publisher: "Atari"

I bartended for several years (though granted, it was in college bars), and have never heard of a Perfect Manhattan. I also just asked a friend of mine who regularly dines in very nice restaurants, and she's never heard of it either. So I think it's safe to say that maybe it's either regional or not as common as it…

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"

On being in the Chuck costume:

Hernandez must be the first one with the new handgun-shaped iphone 7

And, out of reflex, Pats fans everywhere have already contended that every NFL team has a tight end who murders somebody, and Hernandez is being unfairly targeted because he wins all the time.