Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

The Horcrux he never meant to make.

The page in the NFL rulebook that explains the tuck rule

I believe it was Toucher and Rich.

Every episode would be a blank screen.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

Is this taking into account temperature differences? Because a pretty straightforward back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that if a ball was inflated to 12.5 psi at 70 F (a perfectly reasonable inside temperature) and is allowed to cool to 30 F (the ambient temperature around the time of Brady's INT), the…

Did you pass math class? 70 degrees room temperature - 47 degrees = 23 degrees. 23 divided by 10 equals 2.3. The NFL detected a 2 PSI under inflation. Hello?

Tell that to Aaron Rodgers who claims he likes them overinflated. You may be right, but it seems that the combination of a clear advantage and obvious lack of oversight would lead to this being far more prevalent than we think.

I was working at ESPN on Stuart's first day. It was more of a tour to get him acclimated to his new surroundings. As he made his way to the editing area a desperate producer needed someone to do a last minute voice over for a package and none of the regular ESPN talent were around. Someone yelled, "Hey why not use…

"Had to hit the game winner at the gym today."

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Here's the thing about #crimingwhilewhite - it completes a data set.

So to talk about this in a different frame, saying "cops treat PoCs differently" is the hypothesis. Showing a lot of data that says, "PoCs are treated like X" only invites people who would say, "Man, but white people are also treated like X,…

Here's the thing about "IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU." It is about both sides. It's not piggybacking, it's not appropriating, it's bolstering the argument. It's absolutely relevant and related. The suffering of black people doesn't happen in a vacuum. It's caused directly by white privilege that maintains a broken system that…

All sincerity, no snark: do you want white allies or not? What are we supposed to do?

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Fortunately internet comment sections are famously forgiving. I think you guys are in the clear.