But without the text I would be totally...yeah, actually it wouldn't have made any difference because I have no idea what just happened, text or no text.

You couldn't tell by the flashing foot and the Astro Van being moved around Google Maps?

Huge testicles. Huge.

I agree, it sounds like a terrible idea. What happens if the tablet freezes? It'd be ridiculously easy to steal if you could gain access to the car, and can you even imagine anyone saying "oh yes, officer, my dashboard was stolen"?

Why not just steal a Koenigsegg? A bank robbery is definitely more than a one-person job. I'd steal the car and take it to Canada/somewhere with large tracts of rural land, store it for a year or so in a secret forest garage, then drive it when I felt like it for a bit. After another year or so, I'd sell it on the…

Yes! I don't have the game anymore so I was trying to remember it. My sister and I would play; she would usually be the Escalade and I would be the Nissan. We would "race" but I would always be faster and launch her into the air. It was NFS Underground 2 (I think?)

We definitely called my younger sister "Bitsy Beluga" when she was little

I realized you could not use a Nissan 300zx as a wedge to launch an Escalade 10 feet into the air.

I also feel like it would be super easy to steal the frame for this bike in its prototype form. Are the wheels secured so they wouldn't automatically fall out if the frame was lifted?

Shrek

I believe the 458 also might have favorable ground clearance. I just feel like the GT would get stuck on a rock and then you'd be walking to the salt flats.

Well, if you spin it in a positive way, it's a pretty accessible grave site.

Knock on wood, I've never been in anything serious than a little scrape on my bumper and in that moment I had the greatest idea ever.

http://www.carmax.com/enus/awards/2012-volkswagen-jetta-1264.html

The new Jettas have sacrificed a lot of their production quality in favor of value, which is what I think Ms. Maynard was getting at. I would consider a newer Jetta pretty un-inspiring but there are still some models that avoid being "beige" like the Golf, although we'll have to see when the production run actually…

I have no idea if this is sarcasm or an honest question so I'll just leave this here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beige

Hah! I just got the joke! Blitzkrieg + Beige cars= Beigekrieg!

Just buy a Dyno tuning system and stick it under some sprinklers. Then buy a ton of scenic paintings to give you something to look out the window at and you're all set!

Hummer. I'd run out of gas first but at least I'd die with dignity.