OR "Get a Kluwe!"

Catchphrase! Like, damn, he should have a court show after he's done with punting. "In Kluwesing with Chris Kluwe"

If the car's on fire, just drive it to the nearest car wash (as long as it can still drive, sillies)!

What if you crash into a body of water?

Whaaaat? I'm at work so I really don't want to watch that video, but I remember reading Adam Green's blog a while back and the dude was on some craaazy drugs. I remember him posting that he and Justin Long were somewhere in the south and they pretended Long was special needs and pushed him around in a shopping cart? I…

That's what I thought. He literally meant slow children crossing. Children crossing slowly.

For only $2, I doubt anyone would turn down a McGangBang

I definitely feel bad for the guy. He came into the league with a team full of manbabies and couldn't even bring in his own staff. I really want him to find a team that works well under his skill set and I want them to come back and kick the pants off the Red Sox (and this is coming from a Sox fan).

Their pumpkin beer was incredible, as was their liquid happiness brew.

Could you imagine off-road unicycling though!? Or Unicycle Cross? It would be fun to do and hilarious to watch- I'm 100% for strange gyroscopic unicycles.

I didn't even look at that paragraph because I was stuck back at "let him touch your hair if he asks, real or not."

This question should be "would you crash a Mitsubishi Evo with your mom in it?"

How about- would you drive your dream car anywhere in the world, all expenses paid for one day each year in exchange for having to drive a gold 05 Corolla with a beige interior for the other 364 days? Let's say you get an extra day on leap year.

"When life gets difficult for a Boston fan, he calls WEEI eight times a day to wail like a fucking BITCH."

I spent my childhood in fear because my folks would have the game on every weekend and my dad would be screaming at the television. I didn't bother to understand football until high school, so I was always at a loss as to how my family could be so angry at a football team. Being a Pats fan before 2000 was really not a…

Now this might LOOK like a G Class, but it's not! Anyone care to take a guess or do I have to spoil it?

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Like I said, this was when I first heard about it and wasn't as well-versed with cars. At the time, range equaled price in my mind.

I'll second this. When I first heard of the Volt, I thought it would be more expensive than a Prius, but less expensive than a Leaf, somewhere between 29 and 31k. I don't know what Chevy is thinking with having the MSRP at 39k. You know what would make it work? Cut 6k off the price and make it a diesel. Could you…

Although I wouldn't call it the coolest...maybe the lamest.