She has a line of Ivanka Trump branded oxygen concentrators that have been a huge hit with miners who aren’t being properly protected like they would be in other industrialized nations. Black Lung is the new black.

But real talk: frank ‘n’ beans are amazing. Also, cut up hot dogs in mac and cheese.

Why is it that usually the men get to chat while the wimminses do the child care?

“I’ve seen pictures of women meeting the pope that met the criteria without looking like an extra for The Godfather part 2.”

Well, when your head is as far up your ass as Trump’s is, I imagine it’s difficult to sit down normally.

The same way all Fox News wet dreams end—Sean Hannity listlessly wiping up with a grey gym sock.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

This is my soundtrack for all news like this.

There are many colleges and universities that aren’t accredited by education groups but are part of a network of Christian schools and they support each other and hire within the network. A “counseling” degree from Bob Jones isn’t worth much in the real world, but it will open doors at Christian based programs and…

My mom died two weeks ago and watching the Anubis story-on Mother’s Day no less- had me weeping like a child.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

But Jesus was there, so it’s cool.

Just sounds like your run-of-the-mill, completely acceptable good Christian relationship that God smiles down upon. /s

I guess the section on ethics is just an asterisk with * See Bible.

If you made a Venn diagram of Christians and Trumpsters, “Dumb White Motherfuckers” would be dead-center.

He makes me think he’s a derpier version of Mathew Perry.

That’s because the plot was stolen, whole and entire, from a movie called Parts: The Clonus Horror (made famous by Mystery Science Theater 3000). That film’s director took Bay to court over it.

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

I know that Martha Jones made exactly that comment in ‘The Shakespeare Code’.