I’ve never had an abortion. I’ve *knock on wood* never been pregnant.

No. It is in fact, war profiteer and criminal con man...

Y’all. Y’ALL. KROGER CARD. DO IT. GET IT NOW.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Sure; part of my discomfort, though, was feeling like I was being dismissed for being a white guy. Two things I believe are true about that reaction: 1) it is a very common reaction for white men to feel attacked when it is pointed out that our problems are very often not the result of systemic concerns and in fact we…

tfw you hope a baby animal has been abandoned so you can be it’s mommy now

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

My cat unrolls the toilet paper when it’s over, but not when it’s under. She only rolls it in the one direction.

There are definitely times for Under. Namely, if you have children or cats.

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

This is an excellent point. Grits are more commonly eaten in the Deep South. I grew up in SW Virginia and grits were not something we ate. It just wasn’t as common. I bet Mama Judd could make some red eye gravy that would make you slap your Grandmama. The food in the Blue Ridge/Applachians is WAY different than other…

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

My boobs are TOO SMALL for these. It’s such a bummer. I mean, I CAN wear them, but I just look super flat-chested. I am not a fan of padding, but I really need the structure and shaping of a regular bra.
I used to be a full B cup, but after having and nursing 2 babies (and being skinnier than before kids... don’t hate…

RIGHT?

Good. Asking questions is good.

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

Well if it's missin' bodies yer lookin' for, I saw a herd of walkers a while back.

Neither did Trump’s mother, unfortunately.

the title is so confusing- handstand =/= headstand, and handstands are imho definitely worse

There is a photo of my best friend in a bonnet when she was about 2 years old. It is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen (for some weird reason). Because we were born in the mid 80's, her bonnet really stands out with the rest of our scrunchï and neon barrettes.