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I sincerely hope that none of you have been eating margarine. It's one of the worst things you can put in your body, just below a republican lacrosse player.
The Queen of England isn’t much into knees, especially those belonging to Kate Middleton. Her highness recently sent…
That sounds like an EXCELLENT time. Where do I sign up??
Shhhhh..... as a fellow yoga teacher, I have to remind you about the party line: YOGA IS BEST THING FOR ALL THE THINGS!
I got an epic wart infection from a yoga studio, so I had to clean the fuck out of my yoga towel I use on top of my mat, you know, the one with fun little rubbery nubs that make it a pain to clean. I ran it through the wash according to the instructions, but that doesn't kill wart cooties. So I rolled it up, put it…
the commercial above is about getting children to eat fermented bean pasted so they possess S and V-lines
I'm on board. And the Florida version of the late Bo Crowder shows up to claim his stake (please be Ian McShane). How will we work this in, the tannery is in Kentucky? Tie back to Miami marshalls field office? And last question: who gets shot, since, while I love the show, these guys discharge their weapons more than…
A huge part of the appeal of Season 5 HAS to be learning the recipe for the batshit, inbred, Floridian fucknut stew that could have produced a specimen like Dewey Crowe for yourself, right?
Oh, just a mix with some lucky genes somewhere. His mother was a brown tabby alley cat, and who knows who his father was! Half of the litter looked like Archer, and the other half looked like the mother.
Dill Harper Harris says hello! Dill was found in a crawl space and looked exactly like you little one.
Pakistani 16-year-old Malala Yousafzai presented Queen Elizabeth with her book today.
Ah, life lessons the Bluth way.
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Having just received (for my birthday, just yesterday) a volume collection of academic essays all centered around the wonderful complex perfection that is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, this makes my heart so happy.
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It was never an even match, so don't despair, Corgi. Pretty much nobody and nothing can beat a kitten except maybe…
She has outHeathered the entire cast of Heathers.