I made these.

She put David Tennant in leather pants, which is possibly the most brilliant move a film could make.

I think that is cousin Johnny. Which is funny, since Lucifer has had Dickie Bennett and now Devil (!) as guest stars.

It would turn out to be a drunken hookup— “Your mum— she was a bit of a bitch in heat, wasn’t she?”

I can't help but think Lucifer would be deeply disappointed at how bland and emo-beige Damien is. The kid inherited none of his swagger.

Yep. My grandfather had it when he was young (back in the 20's in rural Virginia) and suffered heart damage. He died at a relatively young age, leaving my grandmother with 4 kids still in the house.

It’s really good in coffee, and makes a superior custard, ironically both applications that involve heating it. I’m all for pasteurization. Unhomogenized milk is where it’s at. (West Virginian who grew up drinking raw milk from Jersey cows known for ridiculously high fat content.)

Chloe was also all “how YOU doin’?” to Amenediel. Maybe she’s destined to breed nephilim, or some such.

What?

For a minute I thought you meant The Shield, and was all, they murdered a cop in the pilot! Lucifer is the only quasi-procedural I watch. I haven't ever seen AoS or POI. Supernatural had its first season of MotW before we got Cas and the overarching mythos too.

According to wiki, it's more of a thing in early Judaism. It just tickles me that they're poking the crazy evangelicals hard.

I liked angry, upset, and scared Lucifer, and am happy to see the mythology being brought in. Archangels have plenty of batshit backstory without needing a procedural framework.

I like the fact that Dr. Linda actually wants to help him.

It’s— not great, but it served as a palate-cleanser after the X-files, because Tom Ellis is so hot I completely forget how to brain.

And Hannibal is BORED. Bored with the institution, bored and disgusted with Chilton’s utter incompetetence and is delighted that Jack Crawford has sent another toy his way. Clarice manages to save her own life by being clever and honest.

I'm hoping they edge that way, as each episode seems to be giving less and less time to the COTW. Chloe seems to just now be realizing that Lucifer isn't just shallow and manipulative, but completely amoral. But really, how many times do you have to see people lose their fucking minds and shriek hysterically before…

I liked how Mazikeen’s face was perpetually cast in half-shadow during her tiff with Amendiel, a nod to her original aspect.

I just got a Marshal stiffy.

As it was pouring snow outside while I was watching, I may have shouted “You’ll shoot yer eye out!” when porchdick junior shot Carl.

Dill Harper Harris believes he is a film critic, and takes issue with Hitchcock’s treatment of the actresses in his movies, particularly his abusive treatment of Tippi Hedren.