This comment is some serious quality.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

It’s almost as if that’s what the article were about...

I’d love to hang out with her.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

The Greens are behind the funding of what they call the Green Scholars Initiative, which funds research for the Museum of the Bible. They collect ancient papyri in manuscripts - often found reused as cartonnage material in Roman period Egyptian mummy masks - and dismantle the mummy masks in order to recover the papyri…

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

A good start would be w commenting

Promo Code: FUCKED

My daily fantasy would entail not sitting in traffic.

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

And they still get listed after craft services in the credits.

He’s a rather corrupt Democratic representative from NY.

Yes.

The Speaker of the House? That’s what I call my wife!

Come on. We all know it’s Harvey Weinstein. It’s always Harvey Weinstein.