The unusual part is that Europeans are ripping off Hollywood, not vice versa.

This is all well and good, except The Two Towers was the best LotR film.

This looks like guilty pleasure fun. Read more

This robot Spidey is sure to turn off the dark!

An immature chubby baby with small hands who rolls around in a golf cart? Sounds like the perfect mascot to me.

Bring back Agent Carter, you cowards. 

Hmm. Who is a one-off Thor villain that’s big enough for an Oscar winner and Batman, but not too big that never showing up again would be fine? Read more

I second this motion. (And though it’s in no way my preference, if he added a classic rock soundtrack to it, there’d be no complaints from me...)

I was think the same thing. The roster of Force Ghosts is getting large enough to start their own suburb.

I actually think he’d be great for a movie about a bunch of bounty hunters, like that one episode of Mando.

If a character dies in my films they will likely stay dead. I think stakes are important. Read more

I just wasted 15 minutes at work doing this. I think it was a good use of my time.

If there are only two parties, again I find myself a centrist. The OT is great, Rogue One and The Last Jedi are very good. The Force Awakens and Solo are fine, Revenge of the Sith is bad, and the first two are godawful.

He was the housekeeper who “found” it. It was all a practical joke planned between him and John as a playful protest against Abrams’ obsession with secrecy.

I hope they don’t recreate the Rebels Maul fight in live action. It was perfect as it is. Furthermore, Maul returned in animation and it is fitting that his final fight be in that medium too. Still upset they stuck him in Solo. 

There are a lot of planets in that galaxy far, far away. Why do so many people choose to live on desert planets? Read more

“These trivialities demean me; I must away and tend my ravens” Read more

Every second of the funerals was perfect - from the clothes (special award goes to Tahani in Skank Army sweatpants) to the facial expressions of the “deceased”. But of course the best part was the friends they’ve become. From Eleanor and Tahani mutual declarations of love to Janet barfing quasars. Read more

They convinced the Judge that the system doesn’t work but her takeaway from it wasn’t that the point system needs to be changed like they hoped. She just went with Michael’s original argument that Earth is too complex for it now and took the wrong conclusion that it’s the Earth that is the problem. She’s still with… Read more

Legends of Tomorrow did it better, with Mallus making an army of time traveling pirates, Vikings, and Romans, until the power of Beebo brought him down