for sure but i’m pretty sure he fucking hates jay-z so i’d imagine his wrath is more on the carters

I’d imagine he’s also upset with Roy for inserting herself into the drama for no fucking reason, thus bringing all of that attention on herself (and her children by proxy)? Not that I’d expect him to say that on national TV....

Let’s hope this doesn’t happen in November with Bernie supporters (I’m one of them) voting for Jill Stein as a protest candidate.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.

Seriously fuck Nigel Farage.

this is perfect

Shit, this breaks my heart.

But things ARE changing- people are buying more and more guns every day.

This shit happens every fucking day and nothing is changing.

These men won’t support Clinton because she “enabled” her husband’s cheating, in favor of supporting Trump, a twice-divorced man who has bragged publicly about his own marital infidelity.

Pretty sure Carly didn’t “fall” but rather was yanked down by the Devil himself

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Whoever styled that photo must really hate her.

I say knee length skirts don’t take it far enough. We should put girls in burkas.

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

*begins to type. Sighs. Backs away from keyboard*