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Goddamn. Calling your governor out at a Starbucks is one thing, but this woman dares to give her email out in mother fucking YouTube comments. That is a bad bitch if there ever was one.

WHO THE FUCK LOOKS AT THIS WOMAN AND THINKS THEY NEED TO CHANGE HOW SHE LOOKS!?!?!?

And yet, the terribly photoshopped pictures are never flattering. I’m always amazed at the magazines whose content is focused on style, fashion, and design, always seem to fail so miserably in this area. Fuck them. Kerry Washington is flawless and deserves better.

Who is this person because it sure as fuck isn't Kerry Washington?

I love when she dismisses the woman “I’m not talking to you” and just goes right for it but I also have to admire that restraint. I do believe that Scott’s smirk would make me lose my marbles and I would have lunged at him like a maniac.

this is pretty fantastic... too bad she wasn’t able to wipe that smug look off his face.

“I’m not talking to you-” YAS KWEEN

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

a sex nap

why yes we do

Poor poor Nia. She is the epitome of Black Girl Magic with her amazing dancing and she still can’t catch a break from the dark cloud that is Abby. Always stuck with Black choreography (with Abby being like, she should be proud of her heritage!) while Holly is like, “Yes, my daughter’s Black, but that’s not all she is.”

Oh god, I hate those fucking dresses. The brides with like an unlimited budget ALWAYS go Pnina when they have so many gorgeous designers to choose from!! And it’s usually that stupid see-through corset one!

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of

lol that does not make it better, if anything that’s worse

Because if a woman gives you permission to call another woman a bitch then it must be ok. Or something.

Bless your heart.

I hear the best way to win a legal custody battle is to bitch about it on twitter...

For those that I’ve seen, I’ve walked away uplifted, enlightened, and empowered. I have found them instructional and timely.

Anyone who accidentally shoots a person shouldn’t be a police officer.