But that’s haaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrd. We might have to stop spending time on bullshit. 

I’m sorry- Sara Lee’s parent company is Bimbo Bakeries?, I feel like if the writers had that knowledge the sketch would be even better.

I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

What about a plain old matter of perspective?

Calm down there, Satan.

Amazing Game

How are all those logos so infinitely badass? I now want the Sea Devils mascot painted on every wall of my house.

It’s funny because initially many people (myself included) loathed steam because we’d purchased some game (in many cases orange box) which demanded that we install Steam to run and play said game. Many other games followed suit, but we were stuck with this extra middleman between us and our content.

After the whole paid mods thing and being required to spend money in order to use basic features of Steam I am glad to see some competition. Steam was great for a long time but like any large company at a certain point they stop caring so much about the customers and more about their bottom line/investors.

I dunno, I don’t work for Ubi.

I don't know but I feel like I just saw Jesus or something

If a person of color honestly perceives an arguably ambiguous situation or encounter as racist and I (a white person who - by definition - lacks sufficent context and experience by which to gauge these things) do not, all logic suggests that I’m the one who’s missing something.

The problem is that "middle class" doesn't actually mean what you think it means.

Whoa there Kotaku, that's rather brave of you to say Amazonian Warriors is better than Civ 5.

U Mad... Mage?

Even if you aren't religious, please pray...

I'd like to point out that there's strong evidence that "World Wide Funder" is actually a website created by West Games. (http://www.reddit.com/r/ArealRumors/…)

And I'm a really attractive (compare to a young Johnny Depp - Ninth Gate era) introvert who has trouble in social situations who can't hold onto a girl to save my life, so there's always the other side of the spectrum for you.

Oddly enough, it's my distaste for drugs, smoking and partying that seems to end most of my…