But that’s haaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrd. We might have to stop spending time on bullshit. 

“The app was sound and good,” Niemira added. “All the data that was produced by calculations performed by the app was correct. It did the job it was supposed to do, which is help precinct chairs in the field do the math correctly. The problem was caused by a bug in the code that transmits results data into the…

I’m sorry- Sara Lee’s parent company is Bimbo Bakeries?, I feel like if the writers had that knowledge the sketch would be even better.

In the abstract... I don’t disagree.

I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage.

I know some cougars that are into being suffocated. Hey, it’s not my thing but they pay me well.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

What about a plain old matter of perspective?

Calm down there, Satan.

Amazing Game

How are all those logos so infinitely badass? I now want the Sea Devils mascot painted on every wall of my house.

It’s funny because initially many people (myself included) loathed steam because we’d purchased some game (in many cases orange box) which demanded that we install Steam to run and play said game. Many other games followed suit, but we were stuck with this extra middleman between us and our content.

After the whole paid mods thing and being required to spend money in order to use basic features of Steam I am glad to see some competition. Steam was great for a long time but like any large company at a certain point they stop caring so much about the customers and more about their bottom line/investors.

I dunno, I don’t work for Ubi.

I don't know but I feel like I just saw Jesus or something

If a person of color honestly perceives an arguably ambiguous situation or encounter as racist and I (a white person who - by definition - lacks sufficent context and experience by which to gauge these things) do not, all logic suggests that I’m the one who’s missing something.

The problem is that "middle class" doesn't actually mean what you think it means.

Whoa there Kotaku, that's rather brave of you to say Amazonian Warriors is better than Civ 5.

U Mad... Mage?