I think pink is a noun, not a colour, in this sentence...

Yeah ‘cos adding the Oxford comma makes everything more reasonable...

I completely understand his feelings in this situation but if you don’t do your job you will get fired. He cost himself the moral high ground and a better severance deal.

Running. If you can run (jog even, I mean if you can get that far without medical assistance) 6 miles then you are healthy enough to not worry. The other 18 are just for ego.

This is another ‘get out of responsibility free’ card just like the ‘but BMI doesn’t work for my body type’ whine that I hear so often.

Or a politician...

Elmo would definitely be selling tranquilizers, not weed...

I read an article by an undercover journalist who did this and her handler took 30% of her take.

$200 of pot and blow jobs sounds like real New York to me...

That is dumb. How am I supposed to play with my Brother and Sister in law now?

I’ve had the same experience as well. Eventually it gets to a point where you can’t manage 4 or 5 hours to do dinner, movie, drinks and a B-side of Soul Train twice a week in order to be intimate.

Definitely has 2 phones. I ain’t even a drug dealer, cheater OR a cam girl and I have a burner phone!

Sometimes its just nice to pay for someone else to do all the work for once...

How have I never seen this before? Awesome!

Best advice I ever got, since I was legit struggling with this. Book it in. Literally timetable it. It also gives you something to get excited about and a bit of time in advance to make sure you are hormonally primed!

No love for the ‘Hell, Its Aboot Time’ tournament over the weekend?

I like that they have a clinic in Vung Tau in Vietnam that is a tiny seaside resort only a half hour boat ride away from Ho Chi Minh City...I wonder why that is!

That must be why the painted all of western Europe and Canada green, because the socialist healthcare there is so shit...

I think that is a fairly self-centered view to take of the state of world healthcare.

If I may concisely summarise your point?