By and large it seems like the police procedure manual for protecting women seems to read “never get involved until a jogger finds them in garbage bags”

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I am so weirdly excited to just sit down and watch this.

Barret and Dyne. A cautionary brogedy.

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

All science is voodoo science made of by liberals. Also books, math, statistics. All liberal conspiracies.

Marriage is about compromise.

If you don’t really care about getting married, then of course you aren’t going to want to do it because the whole process is stressful as hell and costs a ton of money. That doesn’t mean that you are strongly AGAINST marriage. If the other person’s desire to get married overcomes your general apathy (which sounds…

The rectum is a wondrous place. Jesus built compartments in there we have yet to fully discover.

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

I think there’s some pink in the glowy parts, though? Pink = lady, right?

God damn it. First Lady Ghostbusters and now Lady Ghosts? STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

How how how have I not heard vagenda yet

I’ll fight anyone who says this is a joke. This the realest fucking real to ever real. Especially the part about the rotisserie chicken. It’s the details, people!

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

the fuck sort of feminist has a ham sandwich with mayo instead of miracle whip?