By and large it seems like the police procedure manual for protecting women seems to read “never get involved until a jogger finds them in garbage bags”

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I am so weirdly excited to just sit down and watch this.

Barret and Dyne. A cautionary brogedy.

The problem is, several of the moderation teams on the subreddits to which you subscribe are probably deleting comments from T_D members daily, having to try desperately to keep out the noise that invariably spills out of the Donald subreddit community (meaning T_D and all of the other subreddits run by the same…

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Whoosh.

All science is voodoo science made of by liberals. Also books, math, statistics. All liberal conspiracies.

Every job I’ve worked at has generally had a 3 day no call no show policy as grounds for termination, there is so much more to this story that I am surprised they even bothered posting about it. They seem to have nothing but contempt for their readers.

Wow. He ghosted on that job like he was some disgruntled teen who couldn’t even bother to quit his shifts at McD’s - but unlike that situation he was probably collecting pay at Verge too. I hope Apple sees some issues with accepting that kind of person on their staff as well.

Marriage is about compromise.

If you don’t really care about getting married, then of course you aren’t going to want to do it because the whole process is stressful as hell and costs a ton of money. That doesn’t mean that you are strongly AGAINST marriage. If the other person’s desire to get married overcomes your general apathy (which sounds…

The rectum is a wondrous place. Jesus built compartments in there we have yet to fully discover.

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.

I think there’s some pink in the glowy parts, though? Pink = lady, right?

God damn it. First Lady Ghostbusters and now Lady Ghosts? STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so