I don't even get panic attacks and I would prefer the orgasms to the pill.

THE BOMB is a great nick-name for orgasms experienced despite antidepressant side-effects.

As long as mildly homicidal is an improvement on your unmedicated state...

A job and a sorority are a little different...

Yeah, while people with dreadlocks isn't a good look...

I lolled, but in the saddest way I have ever lolled.

Its called negging; you throw a compliment at a girl with just a hint of negativity, just enough of both to make sure she know's she'll never truly satisfy you but she'll keep trying.

You obviously haven't ever posted on Jez before if you didn't expect that!

Well I work at a University, so my options are pretty much 1) Career Change 2) Killing Spree...

Why would I do that? I come from England. The weather here is AMAZING! I can put up with some coffee dickery for that!

You want to go and hunt dropbears with me?

Dude it is worse if you live here.

Preach!

Whoever send you that should burn in hell, everyone knows Marmite is superior!

I have a good one!

That's awesome because of the absolute predictability of the whole story!

I'll just leave this here for you all! Enjoy!

Actually a number of places have reciprocal healthcare agreements that guarantee medical care without insurance. Although I think it is only between nations that are enlightened enough to offer universal healthcare to their citizens, which is why you never heard of it...

Being catty about the girls being bad at twerking kind of detracts from your message though...

Judges are not necessarily free to do as they please in all cases. The most common examples of this that you may be familiar with are mandatory sentence minimums; these are always an issue when it come to cocaine usage where crack gets (some would say) disproportionately harsher sentences than powder cocaine.