I hope the owner of Comet Ping Pong files defamation and libel suits galore against people knowingly spreading this shit, but especially Alex Jones and Michael O’Flynn.

“Lets make the facts louder than the opinions.”

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.

I don’t know about the rest of this but that last sentence is a large part of why I don’t watch football anymore. Too many calls, lots of arbitrary calls, too much impact on the game from the officials. Too many amazing plays called back for non egregious, Tick-Tack, calls. Like catches, how hard is it to know if…

I know this plays into all the existing off the shelf narratives about Beckham being a whiny cry baby (which he is unfortunately), but the officiating in that game truly was abysmal. He actually has a point here.

Yeah, but they got him cheap: 7 years, $9M

What the actual fuck man? I was agreeing that it was a stupid comment for Gus Johnson to make as it has nothing to do with the healing process for the victims. You are clearly just an asshole who doesn’t know when a SARCASTIC comment is actually sarcastic or just Trumpish.

I was rooting for Penn State also, but I kind of want them to hammer Paterno’s story a bit more, without framing it merely as “adversity” for the program or whatever. Try to embrace complexity and discuss how this program perpetrated the worst, darkest scandal in college sports history, and this team also had a cool…

How is Drax not green? Seems pretty obviously green to me. The red stuff is like the tattoos from the comic

I don’t know why you filed it that way. Early Happy Hour?

If this is a movie review, why did you devote half of its space to repeating gossip about an actor’s personal life. I don’t support (any) Affleck either. In fact, they’re both dicks. But make up your mind what you are reporting: a movie’s merits or a tabloid snatch ‘n grab.

Another entry in the long running series “Bobby Finger Doesn’t Like Any Movies.”

Kojima kind of revolutionized gaming by showing that they can be so much more. He may not be THE icon of gaming (honestly who is other than maybe Mario or something symbolic like that) but the impact he had on the industry is undeniable. He showed games could be cinematic masterpieces. The plots were often completely…

We were probably all kids at the time.

I’m telling you Hollywood just do Space Slam with wrestling and the Rock in the MJ role. It’s the perfect sequel.

Hi! I’m a WAR positional modifier! It appears we haven’t met!

Ok, so you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand baseball econ. Got it.

Okay now maybe try to consider some context and understand that big time free agents typically require to to overpay to get the valuable early years.

Is the joke that you don’t get baseball?