No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…

As a Giants fan, all I can say is: Janoris Jenkins is, and will forever be, a massive idiot. He was in high school, at Florida, and at North Alabama.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Yea but Steve Smith is OUR douchebag. Burfict just sucks....

An unstoppable troll meets an unlikeable dirtbag.

Yeah well your fans looked like a fucking Trump rally when they rushed the field.

Well sure if you wanna involve “facts” and “technicalities.”

Except they are, in fact, a Premier League team.

If your comment is serious, you’re probably racist.

“That Brown fella is pretty good!” - my cousin who only watches football on Thanksgiving

also, everytime that philosophy has been tried, it’s ended with income inequality, massive debts, and recessions

What if it works, though? What if the corporate and finance sectors are so happy to have a pro-business guy in there that stocks surge and companies start expanding?

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Can’t fuckin believe it that was my only resolution in 2016 and I blew it with 30 days to go

There’s too many people there for a T-Wolves game

And in an actual game no less.

I just hope it comes out around 7ish EST like it did last week. Get Thanksgiving dinner over with, send those pesky varmints out, and sit down and relax with the GT boys

Go to hell.

He only took five steps.

4 steps is traveling now? Back in the 80s and 90s I saw guys take 10 steps get a kidney ripped out and still score a 4 point basket. Players are soft these days.