You can always tell you landed a great joke when both people listening to it are immediately horrified and you shriek “no that’s funny though.”

the fact that a number of Fusion Media Group employees have been on the receiving end of misogynist and/or racist abuse from Barstool employees and fans

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

I am not going to say that nobody wants this, but I don’t think it will be a profitable venture for any of the parties involved.

Thank God this guy’s finally here, in 2018, to invent and monetize the “sexy librarian” erotic stereotype. Also:

Oh God.

I was coming here to post this myself. Not only is this terrible, but this guy seems completely unaware that there is tons of porn featuring this exact scenario.

Nerd Porn Auteur

This is like when I used to mess around with the terrain and theming in Roller Coaster Tyconn to make cities.

But, you know... like a million times better.

Man did you see that tomahawk or whatever. That was the dopssf trick I’ve ever seen. He earned it hard

Yeah no he deserved every bit of that score

Oh, you’re that guy...

Beautiful work that should be applauded for sure, it’s just a shame the renders look so much better than it would ‘in person’.

they’re available for commissions

Oh it’s a couple million people living in the middle of a desert wasteland thinking they can have a city filled with greenery, just like Las Vegas and Phoenix. Art imitates life.

Or any 17 yo, as if you ask most women they will surely tell you many a tale about gross middle-aged men saying and doing disgusting shit to them well before age 17. I was 14 the first time some strange man groped my ass and I most certainly did not look “older.” I am only 5'1" and still don’t weigh over 100 lbs, so…

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?