Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

I thought this would be a HamNo article.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

Nobody knows, which makes it a crappy statistic. Best I can figure, it deemphasizes numbers put up with a large score differential, but emphasizes numbers racked up late in games. So maybe it evens out a little.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

Getting rid of the bad cheese is a fridge-cleaning, not a house-cleaning.

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

Maybe, but we don’t know anything about what has happened in his life outside the football field and what he chooses to make public. As with the vast majority of people, his private life is private.

His girlfriend has plenty of her own money. His nw is 30mil, hers is 5mil

Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

I hope this is not true but it sounds like someone (girlfriend maybe?) is tricking him into cutting off all the other people in his life in order to isolate him and have total control over him and/or his money.

You can see Deadspin’s direct traffic here. We get between 10 million to 15 million uniques a month, generally.

Skip Bayless gets 1/3 to 1/4 the viewers he got at ESPN.

Sam Woolley is a god damn hero.

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

How about a phone that only texts in all caps?

Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!

I would agree with the take that leaving ESPN is a faux pas, but how do you rectify Satan’s personal take-maker Skip Bayless’ success at FS1?