Two of everything, except points.

His depth perception and spatial awareness may be affected by the wireless Beats headphones he’s inexplicably wearing on the court during live play.

Well, he just rewrote biblical history.

Are we watching the same game?

That sounds like one of those really smart takes that actually isn’t correct.

That being said, the bigger thing was letting him hit in the 8th. That was dumb. That run was probably bigger than having your #1 closer still in the game.

102/102/101

No.

Hearing Wrigley sing is fucking great

Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

I made my dad marry my mom

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Ah yes, Trump supporters committing fraud in order to combat the non-existent fraud they claim is already happening. How funny would it be if this year sees an all-time high for voter fraud, but all due to Republican voters?

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

The thing is, you can do it if you pace. Or else you can drink yourself sober.

Based on this article, getting there a couple hours before the game would be about 10 hours too late.

Nisei, dude. Just sit there and CHILL. Plus! The Wrigleyville madness is just down the way

I’m too old to want to do this anymore, but if I were in my 20s I’d head to the Gingerman Tavern a couple hours before the game to get a seat and watch the game with a whole bunch of like minded fans living and dying with each pitch just like me. People have waited entire lifetimes for this moment, they’re going to…

I may be weird, but I get this. These people LOVE their team and haven’t had a chance to see something like this in a long time. Kudos to them for putting in a 12+ hour shift at the bars to celebrate their team. I have done that for much less important reasons.