Lots of smiling dogs... surprisingly few hats.

But honestly Rom, fuck Janice, right?

The highlight, right click, “Search Google for ____” move was made for moments like this.

You just made me search “smiling dogs in hats” and it will probably be the most productive thing I do today.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

For literally five years now.

Meanwhile Standing Rock Sioux Tribe is allowed to be attached by dogs and arrested for protecting THEIR land. Good job, world. But a fork in me because I am done.

McQueary is such a mixed bag. He certainly should have won the suit. He certainly did the right thing in reporting the rape to responsible parties.

You should get mad about it on the internet.

He could be in a wheel chair and still be a better left handed bat than Heyward and Coghlan combined.

“You’re acting like putting him in was a no-brainer and every manager would have done that when it ends up backfiring 99% of the time.”

Watching the naysayers utterly disappear from comments sections over the last 24 hours has been highly entertaining.

Question for everyone on that other Schwarber article...

Sticking with the “this was a terrible decision by Maddon” thinking?

I mean, obviously, some version of ‘yes’. I’m just curious to see how y’all double down on your takes.

A single star for you, and a sudden rush of unhealthy, bitter rage at the thought of Wondo continuing to suit up for the USMNT after missing that sitter against Belgium in 2014. Fuck that guy forever.

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

PULISIC AND GREEN AGAINST THE WORLD!

and that’s why Joe Maddon has been coaching since 1975, won a World Series with the Angels in 2002, won the American League pennant in 2008 with Tampa Bay, won the 2016 National League pennant with Chicago, and was named Manager of the Year in 2008, 2011 and 2015 and you’re......commenting on Deadspin.

You call it “faith” to have the Cubs’ all-time leader in career postseason HRs face one of the best left handed pitchers in baseball with two on, two out, down three, in the World Series.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)