Most grandfathers find racist cartoons soothing.

This series is not helping my grandfather’s dementia. He saw the two teams on TV and looked more confused than ever.

God, I feel like such a fucking Cubs fan. I haven’t watched more than 8 innings of Brewers baseball all season. I’m a tool. Tell me when they’re good again, ok?

You learn a lot about yourself after dating what appeared to be a vivacious sexpot you met at a fun party, but who in reality was an unhinged loon with serious alcohol/drug problems.

He’s got 236 big-league at-bats, and though he did club five home runs in last year’s playoffs, he hasn’t seen real pitching in over six months. If he starts Game 1, he’ll be jumping from whatever scrubs he faced in six fall-league at-bats to Corey goddamn Kluber.

Crazy is also fun, though

“Hey...why dont we play that Hackensack kid or Tom Petty?”

But did you know he’s really smart, we t to Harvard and everything.

What in the Trumpian hell is Fitz thinking with these comments about the owner, the GM and the coach? He played like garbage for six weeks, got benched for GENO FUCKING SMITH, then manages to sneak back into a game when the inevitable Geno injury strikes, he performs adequately enough that the possibly-even-more-haple…

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

Guess that makes you the Los Angeles Dodgers of internet hating, then.

Also worthless white trash: Your family.

lol y u mad tho

Yeah, nevermind. I just skimmed your posting history. You’re worthless white trash.

Yeah! Except for that time just four days ago when he completely shut down that same excellent Cubs team. And when he was completely shutting down a good Nationals team in the NLDS until bad strike zone calls and his shortstop flubbing a ball led to two extra runners who shouldn’t have been on base. And when he…

He was injured this season.