That comparison is meaningless because in ‘67 the offensive levels around the league were much, much lower. Mo’s OPS+ for ‘96 was 150, Yaz’ for ‘67 was 193. You’re missing all of the context in those two seasons.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

If you have read any of the stories about him and what he’s gone through his entire life, you’ll see that he’s a man who has nothing left to lose, and that makes him dangerous

Keanu Reeves. Don’t really know why.

1. Danny Trejo.

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

Me, when I saw this press conference: “The takes are coming... oh, boy are they coming.”

YEAH WHAT’S WITH WRITING ABOUT THESE WINNING TEAMS WHEN THEIR PLAYERS DO GOOD STUFF?!?!?! STUPID BIASED LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA FORCING THEIR STUPID NARRATIVE THAT GOOD PLAYS MADE BY GOOD PLAYERS THAT MAKE THEIR TEAM WIN ARE SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT TO READ ABOUT, GOD.

Well you don’t get the positive narrative when you lose. Sucks to be you!

There are so many more people on our side than these sick fucks who defend him. Remember that. We are here for you (in whatever small way we can be) and you are right to share your story, nobody has power over you.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Wyoming is good. Eliminate New Hampshire and Arkansas, and give Texas back to Mexico.

I’m assuming this is all in good fun? Clearly Trebek was joking. I hope this faux-feud gets us a few good memes.

On... on his foot, right?

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

I understand your concerns but don’t forget that 99% of players have a sports agent representing them. It’s the agent’s responsibility to look after the best interests of the player. Furthermore, the higher contract $ that a player receives typically results in higher commissions for the agent.

This is the funniest fucking comment on this thread and I’m not totally sure you know why

Well good news for me

It’s a pretty big jump to assume Deadspin readers know anything about hockey. But fine. It’s one thing to be an asshole (believe me I know) and it’s one thing to plug your shit, but it’s a totally different animal when you do both - because I could just about count on one hand the number of people from Will’s…

Apropos reminder (that has the added benefit of scratching a Yankees fan’s scab):