I’ve seen this picture many times, but just noticed that Magary has a sweater tied around his waist. Typical.

Could have been worse. They could have made him stand next to Magary.

Assuming those 28 weeks are equivalent to a 40-hour work week, then you’d complete your police training in 1120 hours - 380 hours, or just shy of 10 weeks less than a cosmetologist.

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…

I’d appreciate if you try this again hinting at a conspiracy and launching ad hominem attacks.

He apparently had a knee injury of some sort before then and didn’t play between 8/8 and 8/21. He started a few games then stopped playing. So it could be that he reaggrovated his knee injury and the Pulaski Yankees were responding to a DM from a local reporter about why he hadn’t been playing and accidentally tweeted…

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

FWIW: his Mom Julie retweeted the tweet about the hammy.

More or less Babe Ruth. More or less Jesus. More or less my write-in vote for president.

But the drawback is that this is normalizing/excusing the “moderate” GOP’s brand of racism. The smart thing to do would be to paint the entire party as the party of Trump—you made this, this is who you are, this is who you’ve always been—and wield it as a cudgel going forward.

This. Is. Good. Kinja. The Kinja I crave.

I’ll take my bumbling 2x SB MVP QB that plays in the same division over the top fantasy QB any day of the week.

Boy, thank god fantasy stats are so applicable to real world success!

delusional cowboy fans are hilarious

GQ’s Drew Magary weighs in:

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

If he wasn't a Mormon he probably would have had some fun with her rack later on