These are awful, but pretty universal food poisoning symptoms. I worry for a human who wouldn't wish painful diarrhea on Hitler. I do. A million times over.

I really wish she got a bit more credit for having intellectual curiosity.

he traveled.

Roker Not As Hungry, Still Very Thirsty

that quacked me up...

Al just wants to know if they're down to duck.

The hairy doll raises many questions.

That's ridiculous.

Quick question, is "Baby Laugh a Lot" in my basement right now quietly giggling as she tries to rock slowly up the stairs brandishing a straight razor that is no doubt meant for my Achilles tendon? I mean that's crazy right? RIGHT?

Because it has a glandular condition. Don't be rude.

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

I wanna tell this guy "the best thing about science? your feelings on the matter are irrelevant."

It's like a whole new world!

Oh criminy, add this to the list of weird shit that my smaller dog will react to with comical intensity. Also on the list? Mindy Kaling's voice on the Office.

hahahahahaawesome!! This is so happy making. Thanks Mark!!!

the song choice is perfection as well

He looks like Wayne Newton's white brother!

He's starting to look like Wayne Newton.

I've wondered this about Smokey too. I know Black don't crack and all of that, but damn dude, he looks like a teenager still. How is this possible?

This video is pure schadenfreude. Only... I'm smiling and laughing with my WHOLE face.